March
2012
Hi Sharkites!
I hope that all of you have been Sharky lately. TheSharkDoctor is
in limbo
until July when he'll be back bigger and better than ever. Many of you
have
been emailing and asking about Me Furst-Mate HOOK
,
well I can report
that
he has been up to his ole shenanigans as per usual. Last week he took off
from
the dock whilst the Sharkbait
was still moored and ripped off the back
half
of the tug! OUCH. Well ... Now he's in the Naughty Corner and has to
check
the reef out whilst in his own float.
OK! Until
July, Best Fishes,
t.s.d.
____/|___|o/_____ ... PS ... In the meantime You can keep
Your
fins Sharky by watching this super Shark video : CLICK
HERE
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Collector
Of The Week
March
2012
Just
Send Me Your Photos If You'd Like To Appear In This Series.
HOOK'S
HELPFUL HINTS
***
4 THINGS THAT YOU PROBABLY NEVER
KNEW
YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO ***
Click
HOOK To See And Learn These Life Saving Tips
It's
My Pleasure To Present
The
Collector's Window
Click
Any Photo To See My Favorite
Collectors
Fossil Great
White Shark Jaw !
CLICK TO READ
UPDATE
! THANKS TO HELMUT OF GERMANY
WE
NOW HAVE A YOUTUBE LINK TO CLICK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ss_vqnGEHI
Cheers
Mate - This Is Fabulous!
Aussie Lingo
Lessons
Need
Translation From Australian To English???
CLICK
HERE TO SEE
THESE
HAVE PROVEN VERY POPULAR!
You
know,You see a lot of junk shark jaws
for
sale on The Net ...
Yellow,
brown and smelly-Phewwee!
All of My Specimens are meticulously
prepared ...
So They're Incredibly Clean-and-White!
(There's no secret, just
a lot of hard work, and a sharp knife)
"
Hook Uses His Head "
Last
week I was out in The Vault checkin'
on
The Specimens. I just happened to catch a
glimpse
of a flash of red bobbing up and down
and
there was Me-Furst-Mate
HOOK
doing
something
weird (unusually weird that is).
"Whacha doing, HOOK me boy ?" I queried.
"CHIN-UPS" HOOK MUMBLED.
"Why in the world for?" I hazarded.
"GETTING FIT" CAME THE GASP.
"What for?" I pressed on.
"I'M GETTING A NEW GIG"
"For
what, and doing what? You're struggling
here
and all you do is swat flies" I countered.
YEA,
I KNOW ... BUT I JUST WANNA USE ME
MELON
A BIT MORE. I SAW THIS VIDEO AD IN
THE
LOCAL RAG - THE BOONDOCK TIMES -
TIS
THE BEES-KNEES FOR ME I RECKON:
BIG
HEADS WANTED, CLICK TO SEE
< It's a video file, please
let it load >
I
was amazed! I secretly admired HOOK'S
unbridled
ambition, but couldn't let it show!
So
I dismissed His Buffoonery with a clip
around
the ears and ...
" ForgetAboutIt! Back to the
insects, You Red Devil "
heheheheheee
TheSharkDoctor's
Collector
Of The Year
2008
This
Year I Have A Tag-Team Duo !!!
For
The Second Year Running ...
SnowShark
Jaime
Of North Dakota
Will
Share This Honor With
Toon
AKA
Dr. Wobbegong
From The Netherlands
Jaime Consistently Snapped Up
Any Unusual
And X-Special Specimen That
I Offered ...
And Toon Earned His Black Belt
In My 'PUNCH-THE-CRUNCH SALE'
Congratulations SharkMen, You
Really Are Top-Shelf Collectors
With Eyes For The Supreme!
Thank You Very Much For Your
Purchases, I Really
Appreciate Each And Every
One Of Them ... Cheers
Attention
Sharkites!
Master-Collector Toon Has Documented
His Marvelous Collection (in
Excel - .xls)
TO
SEE JUST CLICK HERE
Me
Furst Mate HOOK launches
a new business ...
Indian
Ocean Dive And Salvage !!!
Click On The Link Above - You Gotta See This!
I'm
pleased to announce the
YOUNG SCIENTISTS
AWARDS FOR 2010
Tied For First Place:
9
Year Old James
wants
to be a Marine Biologist!
And:
Rosie The Sharkologist
Her Reports:
OceanicWhitetipBlacktipNURSESilky
BLUNTNOSEEpaulatteWHITETIPLEOPARD
WELL
DONE! YOU BOTH RECEIVE:
A
SHARK JAW, SHARK BOOK, SHARK TOOTH
NECKLACE
AND SHARK SKIN SECTION!
Second Place:
Daniel,
Age 11, Matthews, North Carolina
NICE
WORK MATE! YOU GET:
A
SHARK BOOK, SHARK TOOTH NECKLACE
AND
SHARK SKIN SECTION!
Honorable Mention:
PeteShark
puts his pencil to work!
THANKS FOR ENTERING PETE,
I'LL HOOK YOU UP!
December
2008
I'm
tickled to announce the ...
YOUNG
SCIENTIST
OF THE YEAR 2008
ASHTON FROM WASHINGTON
"He really loves sharks, and can't get
enough of them. His collection
is slowly growing. His "ultimate" he says
is the Tiger Shark Jaw.
This Photo Really Captures Your
Passion
For This Majestic Creature Ashton,
SEE YOU ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL IN A FEW
YEARS !
PS-We did not let Ashton know that he was
going to be named your 2008 Young Scientist,
so I told him to pull up your site because
you had some really great new shark stuff on it,
HE WAS SO SURPRISED!!!! Thank
you very much, you made his whole year. He is a real
enthusiast and reads everything he can
about sharks and watches all of the documentaries
he can -he loves Discovery Channel!
He is soooo excited! Thank you for everything!!!
Meet
... Mr. Justin Case
*Always
Have Your Finest On Display Just In Case ...
TheSharkDoctor
Comes
Visiting!*
THANKS
ODDSHARK FROM GRASS VALLEY, CALIFORNIA
The
Sailor's Arm
Is
My Local Watering Hole ...
So
Named So Because on New Year's Day in 2000,
A
Monster 20 foot Great Hammerhead Shark Was Caught!
And
In It's Belly Was A Sailor's Arm!
Which Had:
A
Great Hammerhead Shark Tattooed On It !!!
Have
A Look At TheSharkDoctor Making A House Call
SHARK CARTOONS
BY
PHIL WATSON
Click
Here For A Good Laugh
Meet
HOOK...
TheSharkDoctor's Assistant:
Click
Hook For A Free Dive
Hook
Gets A New Pet!
CLICK
HERE
TO SEE
It's A Big File So Please Let
It Load
HOOK'S
Yoga
Class !!
CLICK
HERE
*Here's
A Valuable Link
To The Smithsonian Institute, For Identification Purposes*
Lot's Of Technical
Stuff On Shark Teeth For The Scientifically Minded
GREAT
WHITES SHARKS CHOMP INTO A WHALE CARCASS
INCREDIBLE
PHOTOS!
Just Click The
Underlined Link Above To See These Amazing Images
The Biggest
Great White Shark Ever!
Click
To See
Check-Out
A Typical Shark Doctor Holiday
Collector
Of The Year
2006
Here's
A Taste Of The Most Comprehensive
Shark
Collection On The Planet !
This
Amazing Collection Of
All-Things-Sharky
Has Been
Amassed
By Italian Riccardo Of
www.sharkacademy.com
Please
Click The Shark Academy
Logo
Above To See A Fraction Of
What
Riccardo Has!
Here's
what Riccardo wrote to me:
"Go
visit my web site if you really
want
to know who is the biggest shark
collector
in the world...It's ME...I
have
opened the largest shark museum
in
the world! I have almost 10,000
sharks
items...Everything about
sharks,included
20 live sharks in 10
big
tanks"
WOW RICCARDO,YOU
HAVE IMPRESSED EVEN ME!
Collector
Of The Year
2005
Well
This Prestigious Award Goes to:
ANDREW
OF SCOTLAND
AKA
'SHARKMAN'
((AGAIN!))
ANDREW
PROBABLY HAS THE LARGEST COLLECTION OF
MONSTER
JAWS ON THE PLANET. HE IS ONE SERIOUS COLLECTOR!
Thanks
Again For ALL
Of Your Purchases,
I
Really Appreciate Each-And-Every One Of Them.
SHARKMAN STRUTS HIS STUFF
CLICK
That's One Big Puppy Mate!
It's
My Pleasure To Announce:
The
Collector Of The Year
2004
ANDREW
OF SCOTLAND
AKA
'SHARKMAN'
ANDREW
HOUNDED ME ALMOST ON A DAILY
BASIS
FOR ANY MONSTER JAWS THAT I CAME
ACROSS
... IN FACT, I BET THAT YOU CAN
IMAGINE
WHO IS THE NEW CURATOR OF...
3
MONSTER TIGER SHARK JAWS!
AKA
... "THE WICKED SISTERS"
Grizzella, Wartella
&
Stinkarella!
Yep, That's Right!
They're heading off to Bonny
Scotland!
Thanks
Again For ALL
Of Your Purchases, I
Really
Appreciate Each-And-Every One Of Them ...
Cheers!
I
Am Proud To Present:
The
Collector Of The Year
2003
King-Shark
Paul C.
CLICK
TO SEE
And
This Is Just His
Majesty's Mako
Shark Jaw Collection!
These aren't jaws from
7-8 foot Mako Infants ...
THEY ARE MONSTER MAKO
JAWS FROM MASSIVE SHARKS!
Sir Paul
really went on a feeding-frenzy in
June-July,
He was snapping-up anything
that I
threw out in CyberSpace!
Click Here To See King-Shark's Award
Thanks
Again Paul For All Of Your Purchases,
I
Really Appreciate Each And Every One Of Them.
Now
Here's Another Award That Goes To
King-Shark
Paul C.
TheSharkDoctor's
#1 Buyer For 2004
HOW'RE
THE TROOPS,
JAW-COMMANDER?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR
BULK
PURCHASES OVER THE PAST YEAR.
I'M
SENDING YOU A BOTTLE OF MY BEST SWAMP
JUICE
FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! THANKS A LOT
FOR
YOUR CONTINUED INTEREST IN MY
SPECIMENS,
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
Gatorhoe
RIP
GOOD
BUDDY
I'll
Be Doing A Memorial For Don Soon,
Commemorating
- April 1 - His Journey
To
The Big Shark Pond In The Sky.
Me-Furst-M8
HOOK'S
WEIRD
AND WACKY FAMILY!
Click On HOOK
To
See These Dignitaries
Wasil
Gradinaru
Whale
Flenser 1952 - 1968
Wasil,
whose nickname was Basil, was born in Romania,
married in Germany
and came to Australia in 1949 when
a lot of Europeans
were re-settling after World War 11.
He went to work
for Cheynes Beach Whaling Company
in 1952. He did
a small amount of flensing, but his
main job was
cooking the whale jaws to soften
them, to enable
easy removal of the teeth. He also
removed some
of the jaws from the numerous
sharks that were
caught at the station. Some of the
sharks would
take chunks out of the whales that
were moored onto
buoys ready to pick up. The size of
the jaw would
be big enough to put a 44 gallon
drum inside!
On
one occasion, Basil cut the tendons
near
the jaws of a shark and had his arm
in
the mouth. The shark jaw closed and
Basil
had to have 70 stitches in his arm!
See!
I've told You that shark jaws
can
still bite!
SO
PLEASE ALWAYS BE CAREFUL!
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SHARK ATTACK VICTIMS MEET
CLICK THE PHOTO FOR THE STORY
Identifying The 2 Mako Species:
CLICK THE PHOTO ABOVE FOR A
BASIC GUIDE
Longfin Mako-Isurus paucus
Shortfin Mako-Isurus oxyrinchus
UFO
SIGHTING!
Click
to Read & See
Here, Take A Break ... The Water's Just Lovely
Fallacious
Shark Myths
CLICK
"Don't kid yourself for one minute
- when you're practically touching the nose
of a 15 foot Great White
you're thinking two things: how fast can I get back
into the cage and will it hurt
when she rips my torso off and leaves my legs
standing there in the cage"
I've
Been Visiting My Number-One Skipper,
And
Can He Throw A Party!
CLICK HERE
TO SEE
Amazing,
isn't It?
One's
a fossil shark tooth from a 65 million year old Megalodon Shark, the
other
a complete modern day jaw from a full grown Western Wobbegong Shark.
A
single tooth is larger than a whole shark jaw!
Evolution
in all It's glory ...
How
Times Have Changed
Click
To Read
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Strives To Offer You The Best Specimens In CyberSpace.
My Shark
Jaws Are Obtained As By-Catch From Commercial Fishing Operations,
What
Would Otherwise Be A Wasted Resource, Becomes A Fantastic
Aid
For All Of Your Scientific, Educational And Research Purposes.
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